The Funny Page
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away",
hey; a laugh and a chuckle will carry you a long way,
and may, even keep you young and lively much longer,
I say!
Have a laugh, a chuckle, an inner smile!
To lift your mood stay awhile.
Read a few lines,
Stretch your funny bone, tingle your spine,
Jiggle that tummy,
And let your eyes go runny.
We hope you'll find something heart-warming or funny.
I walked into a jewelry shop the other day and saw this note next to te cash register,
"Your husband called, he said you could buy whatever you like!" I went out to the the car afterwards where my husband was waiting for me and told him about the note. He thought that was funny and immediately called one of his friends on the cell phone and told him.
So ladies, I'm afraid the jig is up!
Sometimes, fact is funnier than fiction. My husband was in the bank the other day and found himself waiting in line. There was a pillar standing there and so he casually leaned up against it. Another man came over and did the same thing.
They looked at each other questioningly and my husband said, 'I'm just 'holding up the bank.' Both men laughed and when my husband carried on to the teller, the other man called after him, I guess I'll just have to hold the bank up all by myself now won't I. "
Talking about travelling to the wrong destination, I was at the airport waiting for a flight and next to me was a young family, parents and their little daughter, they were on their way, like myself, to Paris.
Their daughter was sobbing uncontrollably and parents were trying to calm her. "The little girl wimpered, but you said we were going to see Paris Hilton !"
No, Honey, consoled her mother, we're going to stay at The Paris Hilton.
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